Sometimes things come together in the universe so perfectly there aren’t words.
I loved the Avengers movie. For one quote in particular, because never before have 6 words so perfectly described me.
“Banner, now would be a good time to get angry…”
“That’s my secret. I’m always angry.”
I like Bruce Banner/The Hulk the most of any super hero, because he and I share something fundamental. We live in constant fear of ourselves, because a lapse in control could get someone we care about hurt. We also have one distinct difference. My monster isn’t a hero.
Cant wait for this week to be over. Thank god its gone better than i thought it would.
And now I want to fuck Mario. God damn it, internet.
“I believe in god, but I believe god is a 13 story tall wizard who lives in a dark mountain, AND NEVER LETS ME WIN.”
“The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic.”
“Angie Dickenson could suck the sorrow off of a recent widow”
I love stand up.
Never forget what you are.
For surely the world will not.
Make it your strength, and it will never be a weakness.
Armor yourself in it, and it can never be used to hurt you.
